Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Running from trouble.

I told you I'd post parts 2 - 4 but I lost interest and decided to not. Deal with it.

Anyway, First week of school I've already gotten Saturday school twice AND I got out of it both times. Quite complex, I'll explain.

First time: 7th period gym. There is two classes and when we split up halfway through I ditched my class and went with the other because, well, Destany is in the class and yeah you get it. Anyway somehow they caught me and called it ditching, which it was I'll admit. I told them I was confused as to where I was suppose to be, lied my tits off to them and got out of it. My teacher made me run a badger which is an insane lap around this dirt trail overgrown with weeds and it's just really shitty, but I did it. Simple enough.

Second time: Yesterday. Let me start by saying I got kicked out of geometry, not for the day, for the year. I made the teacher hate me so much the first week he dropped me from the class. So, I walked in Monday and he said go to the office and switch classes, I did. I walked to the office and they told me the councilors were in a meeting and wouldn't be able to see me. So technically I'm suppose to go back to my geometry class, but knowing me, I didn't. My train of thought was "The teacher thinks I'm in the office and the office thinks I'm with my teacher.. Interesting.. *Evil grin*" But I really didn't do anything bad, I went to Mr. Rich's class, he was on his prep period so he was just hanging out there. I did my history homework and was there the whole time. Anyway, somehow, I don't know how but they caught me again. They called me up at lunch today and made me sit there through lunch and half of sixth period waiting to talk to Adney, the vice principal. So finally I went back there to her office and told her I was in Riches and I wasn't sure if I was allowed back in Geometry. She sent me to talk to Kernaghan, my geometry teacher and explain to him what happened. I did though I hate that prick he told me I have to go to Rich and get him to write a note saying I was with him (to verify I wasn't off smoking pot or whatever) So I did and I took the note to the office. Then they sent me back to Kernaghan to get him to sign a different piece of paper verifying that he was okay with me getting out of trouble. To my surprise he did and I was off the hook. I took it to the office and made it to gym on time.

I feel productive, had a good day. Although this is rather routine for me. All within the first week, that's a new record for me! I'm so proud.

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Part 1 of 4

I don't feel like writing, however I have a lot of shit to say.
First, I went to a concert. Motley Crue, Poison, and The New York Dolls. New York Dolls kick ass and I love them. I'm not a poison fan so that was kind of shit until they played Every Rose Has It's Thorn then I missed Destany even more so it got shittier. Afterwards Crue came on and were fucking epic. Tommy Lee (Hot ass mother fucker) plays the drums and the whole set was hooked to a roller coaster loop thing and he played upside down, that's right, upside down. I think I only had a good time at that point because the guy next to me lit up a joint and all the smoke was going right to my face. I love that smell, go ahead, judge me. I don't know why but I really wasn't hyped up to go to this concert, or afterwards even. I don't know why but whatever, that's all I have to say about that.

I had more to say in relation to Albert Vela, Leaving this shit-hole town, and school, but I don't feel like writing anymore right now. I'll do it in parts, I shall call this part 1 of 4!

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Yet another adventure in the land of McDonalds

For the past few days some lads from corporate, supervisors I believe have been coming up to see how we're doing. The first time was yesterday, some guy came in; Didn't say much but he was leaving as I was starting so I didn't think much of it. Today I was starting as a different supervisor was observing/working with us. He was terrible at working, couldn't keep up with a damn thing. Anyway, as I started I was still in the box making waters/tea/bagging food/making fries/handing shit out and I heard him talking to one of my managers looking right at me and say "What's his name?" my manager told him my names was Jacob. He asked how long I'd been working there and after my manager told him he said "He's smug" then my manager said "Yes, very smug" I was ready to punch the guy in the face because I know he knew I could hear him. About a minute later he walked over to me and said "Do you know what you're doing?" In a smug voice and I said "Yup" in an unamused way without looking at him. He said good and told me to clean up something. What I REALLY wanted to say was "Yeah, do you know what YOU'RE doing?" Because like I said he was an idiot who couldn't keep up. Damn I hate that guy. Fuck corporate.

Friday, August 12, 2011

A day in a world of fatty foods and dead animals on a bun (McDonalds)

So I've been running the drive through box which means I hand out food to people, make their drinks and bag the food when it's not busy. There's always a few ass holes that come through but I usually just don't give a shit. However I've given up on putting on a fake smile all day and wishing people a good one. I'll smile when I fucking feel like it and wish you a good day if you deserve it. Anyway, today was just wonderful (sarcasm) Some chick was driving through in her fancy car with her fancy phone talking to somebody on it. When I handed her her drinks she looked at me like she was offended that I interrupted her phone call so when I got her food I just held it out the window without saying a word to her or even looking at her for that matter (With an unamused look on my face) and before she drove off she said "You don't have to be rude about it!" In her 'snotty I'm better than you' voice so I got down in the window and gave her a death stare while saying (In a rude tone of voice, I'll admit) "You were on the phone I didn't want to disturb you. She got all pissy and said "Screw you!" and drove off. I was amused actually. Made my day interesting.

On a side note: I want to do my hair like this picture but not as thick in the middle and with sideburns.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Any input?

I have a question for my millions of followers (Sarcasm) But yes, I would love your input. What should I do with my hair? Anything at all really I'm just sick of the same old boring haircut I've had nearly all my life. Ideally I'd like a mohawk but I don't want the sides too short, I just can't find anything I like and/or would look good on me. So send me links to pictures, write up what you think, draw a picture! I don't care, anything will do.

Monday, August 8, 2011


Well I started my job at McDonalds (I'm fairly certain I mentioned this already). Anyway I have a bit of a story for all you friends and foes out there; Enjoy.

Okay, so yesterday I was working and got an order for Mcflurry's. Simple enough. Grab cup, fill with ice cream, insert M&M's. Here's the fun part: I grabbed the spoon and hooked it up to the blender machine (It spins the spoon around and mixes the ice cream). Now this particular Flurry was overflown with ice cream so the lid wasn't on completely (However I did not know this at the time.) So I turned on the machine and to my surprise the lid pops off and starts spinning obnoxiously around on the spoon and the ice cream spit everywhere. Basically all you have to do is imagine a blender full of ice cream without a lid.. but you don't have to worry, the ice cream didn't get everywhere.. I blocked it all with my body/face It was wonderful.. just peachy.

Later I told my manager about this ice cream fiasco because we're actually becoming good friends and he said "Oh you got snowballed by the Flurry machine? It's the worst isn't it" Hence the title 'Snowballed.'

Friday, August 5, 2011

Psychology! =D

YES! I got into ib Psych! I'm so happy. I didn't think I was going to get in because last year in my first semester of English I had a D. Fuck I've actually got to do a lot of work for this class.. or work in general. Whatever, it should be interesting, I love psychology.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011


Lets see, my day consisted of getting a hair cut and being stuck in town for a while. So what do I do? Go over to starbucks and get a double chocolate chip frappachino, duh! And what better place to drink it then the cemetery conveniently placed about 100 feet away! Anyway, after that I walked around a while searching hopelessly for Destany on the slight chance that she was in town. She wasn't -_- So I went to Raley's and got an Arizona tea then headed over to meet with some friends. It was Amy, Allison, Danielle, Bridgette, Austin Wyrick, Jacob Neilson, and yeah. They were going to Raley's so I walked back there and got another tea. By this point I had had a starbucks, and two teas so I was super hyper. Then Amy, Bridgette, and Allison left which means it was just Danielle and I and Jacob Neilson and Austin Wyrick. Austin was only there because he wants to get in Bridgette's pants so once she left the other boys left leaving just me and Danielle. (I take back my earlier statement, THIS is when I got the second tea because I got one for Danielle too) So we hung out in the little coffee shop place for a while until our rides showed up, conveniently at the same time. Then I stole a Doughnut.. so I was extremely hyper and felt like I was gonna puke. That was my day, fun eh? Yeah(:

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Fuck being underage, everything suck.

I'm sorry, I don't like to complain on here because nobody needs to waste their time with my problems, people have their own problems and their own lives to worry about. So if you don't want to waste your time, then don't bother. If you have nothing better to do, then feel free to read further into this post.

So let me start by saying before I got this job at McDonalds my mom was encouraging me and telling me I should do it, telling me she'll give me a ride because she works on weekdays and if she can't drive me my grandma or aunt will; Said it will be fine, it will work out. Well, second day of work I got my schedule which was given as followed:

Saturday: 7 - 2 p.m.
Sunday: 6 - 9 p.m.
Wednesday: 12 - 8 p.m.
Thursday: 12 - 8 p.m.

(On a side note, I'm not entirely sure what dates. I mean she didn't say the dates but she gave them in this order going down the list so that means I don't work tomorrow? That means the next day I work is Saturday then Sunday and then Wednesday and Thursday next week? Any feedback would be much appreciated.)

Okay, so like I said my mom said someone will be able to drive you no matter what, say you're available for all hours. So I did. And now that I have my schedule on the way home this is what I get.. "I can't drive you those times! You need to tell them to schedule your schedule to fit mine. you need to get your grades up so you can get a permit" (Even though I could get a permit, it's just her not letting me. Make sense? Not really.) Then she said if they can't make your schedule fit mine then you can't work until you can drive. WHAT THE FUCK! First she tells me to get a job and someone will always be able to drive you and NOW I get THIS shit! I fucking hate it here. Sorry for my complaints. I just had to get my thoughts out. Thanks for reading and stuffs. Have a great day! *Fake smile used when handing out food*
Bye -_-

Monday, August 1, 2011

A victim of society conforming to the system

Well, today was my first day of work which sounds all fancy and rad but it's just McDonalds. What's a 15 year old kid to do other than work at a fast food joint until he gets the hell out of this shit-hole town? Anyway, I got there and the girl in charge of training took me behind the counter and showed me around. Then showed me the break room that nobody goes to on breaks and then I took yet another training course in the back office (The first one I took was to get my food handlers certificate. That one was 2 hours and all common sense. Plus it cost 13.50). Then after taking the training course which was a little over an hour they put me to work at the third drive-through window which basically means I make drinks and give the orders out. But that's not even the worst part... I have to smile! Yes actually smile and wish them a great day. Even if the people are total ass holes! I mean what the fuck?! Anyway, the girl who trained me was helping me through all this. She was actually pretty rad; she was really nice.
I would love to eventually work in a cafe or something a little slower paced because it's so hectic there and crowded. But it's still money, although I'm underage so the top pay I can make right now is $500 a month, but even still that's enough to get a new skateboard (Mine just pretty much broke today) and take Destany out from time to time (though it's hard not being able to drive). Anyway, it should work for a while until I can start making more and then I can move away.

So, on another topic, how are you? Yes you reading my rambles, I want to know how you are. So answer dammit! Okay, I shall be leaving now. So, I bid thee farewell and all that jazz. See ya!